The Daily Bitch

July20, 1998 Vol. 2 Issue 4

Ok, so I been away for a few days. Yeah I know I'm supposed to update this thing once in awhile. Fuck off, I have a life too. If yours is anything like mine, it probably sucks too. So have you ever been in a relationship? I'm in one right now, at least I'm supposed to be, but it sure doesn't feel like it. See there is a basic problem in the way males and females look at this whole relationship thing. Guys tend to see it as easy sex on a semi-regular basis. Gals tend to see it as a "commitment" with it being the first step to marriage - the ULTIMATE relationship. Now sometimes it takes us a few times (maybe longer for the slower of us) to get this relation thing right. Now by right I mean with the right person, in the right place, in the right situation. Oh sure, you can be in a relationship with almost anyone at anytime, but the fun part is making it work. Now in any relationship the most important thing to have is communication. Because (you gals pay close attention here) guys do not read minds nor do we read body language very well. Well maybe a select few, but most of can not. Now if you expect things from your guy (or gal) you must TELL THIS PERSON, not play head-fuck games with them. When you do that, your s/o (significant other i.e. boyfriend) may end up with hurt feelings. See, maybe I get confused, but I must be in the wrong kind of relationship, this is why my life sucks. See, I try to do right all the time, but occassionally I fuck up (don't we all?). Now my s/o tends to clam up and shut off the old voice box. This is where the guessing games tends to start and I have to figure out exactly what I did wrong. To me it would seem eaiser if we acted like adults and just said what was on our minds. No, for some reason we do this to our kids (when or if you have them) but not to each other. For some reason, when we get pissed, we tend to pout and sulk. Now WTF does this prove? Does it advance anything? Does it resolve the hurt feelings or make it go away? No, the other person gets mad and the next thing you know, the arguement starts. Now in this arguement, two people who love each other dearly, will attempt to say the meanest thing possible in an all out "get even" effort. Sometimes that brings about the end of a relationship. Other cases (especially mine), actions tend to get mis-construed and then feelings that are already hurt, get hurt even more. I know one thing for sure, Monks have the right idea: vow of silence and a vow of chasity. Keep your mouth and your fly shut and you'll have no problems. When's the last time you heard of a monk grabbing a butcher knife and going on a three state killing spree? See? I'm right about this. Maybe that's what I'll do, start my monastary and train monks. I could call them "The Brothers of Saint Silicon Microsoft" or some such shit like that. Hide in my room, keep my mouth shut and surf my life away. As for that sex thing....I'd have to work at that.

I’m done for today. Consider yourself "Bitched at."