ALERT!! ALERT!! HOT RUMOR!!!

Dig this! You may have seen an org announcement come through concerning our buddy Mr. Skip. Seems he is stepping down because of personal problems? The personal problem is the chunk of ASS he is missing from NOT TELLING (as in keeping it a secret - assuming that they knew) the execs at the big "X" about our little transmogrification. Can you say "I'm a mushroom farmer too!" I knew you could! Seems they found out the from an article someone saw in E-week!

I'll go you one better - speaking of mushrooms, there are 3(?) other contracts that are involved who know NOTHING! Dick, squat, bumpkiss, (add your own term here)! They will be finding out the day of the townhall. All they know is that an important announcement is going to be made. Blindsided? I don't think so, but I know they don't have the inside track to the info that we do.

Someone better invest in some cast iron undies, cause folks will be looking to rip off a chunk o' Ass!

I got to get a tylenol - my head hurts from giggling!